Someone misses you...
Posted by sms in Misc SMS Jokes on 08 2nd, 2009 | No Comments
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
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Yar I trusted you so much...
Posted by sms in Misc SMS Jokes on 08 2nd, 2009 | No Comments
Yar I trusted you so much
but ur mouth is never shut.
Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
plz stop telling everybody that,
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.
.
I’m so CUTE.
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If ever I was rude to u...
Posted by sms in Misc SMS Jokes on 08 2nd, 2009 | No Comments
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP URSELF
mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
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I am your girlfriend is …....
Posted by sms in Misc SMS Jokes on 08 2nd, 2009 | No Comments
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
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U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world...
Posted by sms in Misc SMS Jokes on 08 2nd, 2009 | No Comments
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna...
Posted by sms in Misc SMS Jokes on 08 2nd, 2009 | No Comments
Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
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Only you were selected...
Posted by sms in Misc SMS Jokes on 08 1st, 2009 | No Comments
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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.
.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
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I want u … To be with me In a...
Posted by sms in Misc SMS Jokes on 08 1st, 2009 | No Comments
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
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Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju...
Posted by sms in Misc SMS Jokes on 08 1st, 2009 | No Comments
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D
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What’s an average 6 inch long...
Posted by sms in Misc SMS Jokes on 08 1st, 2009 | No Comments
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
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