True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

[sms4smile] ]]> http://www.sms4smiles.com/latest-random-sms/misleading-sms/yespillow-is-like-a-true-love-2.html/feed 0 http://www.sms4smiles.com/latest-random-sms/misleading-sms/it%e2%80%99s-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind-3.html http://www.sms4smiles.com/latest-random-sms/misleading-sms/it%e2%80%99s-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind-3.html#comments Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:06:18 +0000 sms http://www.sms4smiles.com/?p=7236

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

[sms4smile] ]]> http://www.sms4smiles.com/latest-random-sms/misleading-sms/it%e2%80%99s-the-things-that-satisfies-your-mind-3.html/feed 0 http://www.sms4smiles.com/latest-random-sms/misleading-sms/we-will-buy-new-wedding-wring-2.html http://www.sms4smiles.com/latest-random-sms/misleading-sms/we-will-buy-new-wedding-wring-2.html#comments Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:04:31 +0000 sms http://www.sms4smiles.com/?p=7232

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

[sms4smile] ]]> http://www.sms4smiles.com/latest-random-sms/misleading-sms/we-will-buy-new-wedding-wring-2.html/feed 0 http://www.sms4smiles.com/latest-random-sms/misleading-sms/what-is-6%e2%80%b3-inch-long-2.html http://www.sms4smiles.com/latest-random-sms/misleading-sms/what-is-6%e2%80%b3-inch-long-2.html#comments Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:02:24 +0000 sms http://www.sms4smiles.com/?p=7228

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

[sms4smile] ]]> http://www.sms4smiles.com/latest-random-sms/misleading-sms/what-is-6%e2%80%b3-inch-long-2.html/feed 0 http://www.sms4smiles.com/latest-random-sms/misleading-sms/plz-call-me-its-urgent-3.html http://www.sms4smiles.com/latest-random-sms/misleading-sms/plz-call-me-its-urgent-3.html#comments Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:00:20 +0000 sms http://www.sms4smiles.com/?p=7225

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

[sms4smile] ]]> http://www.sms4smiles.com/latest-random-sms/misleading-sms/plz-call-me-its-urgent-3.html/feed 0 http://www.sms4smiles.com/latest-random-sms/misleading-sms/short-thing-gets-longer.html http://www.sms4smiles.com/latest-random-sms/misleading-sms/short-thing-gets-longer.html#comments Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:58:15 +0000 sms http://www.sms4smiles.com/?p=7222

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

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