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yesPillow is like a true love

sms — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:08:08 +0000

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

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It’s the things that satisfies your mind

sms — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:06:18 +0000

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

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We will buy new wedding wring

sms — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:04:31 +0000

Girlfriend:Itâ€™s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Donâ€™t worry,Iâ€™ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I canâ€™t,

Girlfriend:Itâ€™s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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Weâ€™ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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What is 6″ inch long

sms — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:02:24 +0000

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

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Plz call me, its urgent

sms — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:00:20 +0000

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

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Short thing gets longer

sms — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:58:15 +0000

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?

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