True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow. [sms4smile]

It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. [sms4smile]

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t, Girlfriend:It’s painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! [sms4smile]

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6″ long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words Boy:dont worry its tooth brush [sms4smile]

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega [sms4smile]

A short thing its get longer as u hold it & pass between woman’s breast & enters into a small hole What is it? [sms4smile]

    You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

  Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain… Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai