A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
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Advertisement of wife wanted
Posted by sms in Marriage SMS on July 25, 2009
One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” [sms4smile]
What is marriage?
Posted by sms in Marriage SMS on July 25, 2009
What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
Man before Marriage is like Airtel
Posted by sms in Marriage SMS on July 23, 2009
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
Posted by sms in Marriage SMS on July 23, 2009
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
Telling a lie
Posted by sms in Marriage SMS on July 23, 2009
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
