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The Equation of Marriage

sms — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 04:58:18 +0000

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

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First marriage is the triumph of

sms — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 05:58:35 +0000

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

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Why do we all marry?

sms — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 05:56:30 +0000

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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Marriage is like going to a restaurant

sms — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 05:54:03 +0000

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage

sms — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 05:51:47 +0000

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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Last two words in yes dear

sms — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 05:49:20 +0000

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

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