The Equation of Marriage...
Posted by sms in Marriage SMS on 07 26th, 2009 | No Comments
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
[sms4smile]
First marriage is the triumph of...
Posted by sms in Marriage SMS on 07 25th, 2009 | No Comments
First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
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Why do we all marry?...
Posted by sms in Marriage SMS on 07 25th, 2009 | No Comments
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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Marriage is like going to a restaurant...
Posted by sms in Marriage SMS on 07 25th, 2009 | No Comments
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
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Some people ask the secret of our long m...
Posted by sms in Marriage SMS on 07 25th, 2009 | No Comments
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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Last two words in yes dear...
Posted by sms in Marriage SMS on 07 25th, 2009 | No Comments
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
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Cost to get married...
Posted by sms in Marriage SMS on 07 25th, 2009 | No Comments
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
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Advertisement of wife wanted...
Posted by sms in Marriage SMS on 07 25th, 2009 | No Comments
One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” [sms4smile]
What is marriage?...
Posted by sms in Marriage SMS on 07 25th, 2009 | No Comments
What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
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Man before Marriage is like Airtel...
Posted by sms in Marriage SMS on 07 23rd, 2009 | No Comments
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
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