» Insult SMS

A monkey has been severely injured

sms — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:38:07 +0000

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

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Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

sms — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:35:22 +0000

No visits…

no calls..

no sms’s…

no letters…

no missed calls..

I’m worried…

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

sms — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:33:04 +0000

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

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Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene

sms — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:30:39 +0000

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

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A child uses its thumb 2 chew

sms — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:27:25 +0000

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

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