A monkey has been severely injured...
Posted by sms in Insult SMS on 07 8th, 2009 | No Comments
Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
[sms4smile]
Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?...
Posted by sms in Insult SMS on 07 8th, 2009 | No Comments
No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
[sms4smile]
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,...
Posted by sms in Insult SMS on 07 8th, 2009 | No Comments
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…
[sms4smile]
Flowers + butterfly = A beautiful scene...
Posted by sms in Insult SMS on 07 8th, 2009 | No Comments
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
[sms4smile]
A child uses its thumb 2 chew...
Posted by sms in Insult SMS on 07 8th, 2009 | No Comments
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
[sms4smile]
Hey friend remember that without stupidi...
Posted by sms in Insult SMS on 07 8th, 2009 | No Comments
Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
[sms4smile]
What is the full form of singh...
Posted by sms in Insult SMS on 07 8th, 2009 | No Comments
What is the full form of singh:
S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.
[sms4smile]
AQAL HO NA HO...
Posted by sms in Insult SMS on 07 8th, 2009 | No Comments
Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”
[sms4smile]
Phol barsao mera dost aya hai...
Posted by sms in Insult SMS on 07 7th, 2009 | No Comments
Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.
[sms4smile]
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do...
Posted by sms in Insult SMS on 07 7th, 2009 | No Comments
Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do
[sms4smile]