A black baby was given a set of wings by God.
The baby asked “Does this mean I’m an angel”.
God laughed and replied,
“Nah niggah u is a bat!”
Happy Halloween

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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon’s silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
~Joel Benton

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A grandmother pretends
she doesn’t know
who you are on Halloween.
~Erma Bombeck

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Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat…

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Nothing on Earth
so beautiful as
the final
haul on Halloween night.
~Steve Almond

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Halloween is huge
in my house
and
we really get into
the “spirits” of things. ~Dee Snider

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