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1 pathan airhostess se

sms — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 06:00:48 +0000

1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

sms — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 05:26:10 +0000

Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

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A B C D E F G H I J K . . . .

sms — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 05:20:47 +0000

A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I’m
J – Just
K – Kidding

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Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule

sms — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 05:14:48 +0000

Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???

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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

sms — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 05:09:54 +0000

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

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Pather ki deewaar na tori

sms — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 05:06:12 +0000

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.

Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

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