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Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

sms — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:19:21 +0000

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

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Battery is ok

sms — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:16:57 +0000

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”

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I May come there any time!

sms — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:14:39 +0000

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

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Impact of Movies

sms — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:12:32 +0000

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

sms — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:10:43 +0000

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

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Bakra hay ya bakri?

sms — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:07:52 +0000

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.

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Bina dant wala kutta katay to ?

sms — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:04:51 +0000

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

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Self-pity gets you nowhere.

sms — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:01:47 +0000

Self-pity gets you nowhere.
One must have the adventurous daring to accept
oneself as a bundle of possibilities and
undertake the most interesting game
in the world — making the most of one’s best.

(Harry Emerson Fosdick)

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Never regains its original dimensions

sms — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 04:59:59 +0000

Man’s mind,
once stretched by a new idea,
never regains its original dimensions.

(Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr)

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The nearest way to glory

sms — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 04:58:29 +0000

The nearest way to glory is to strive to be
what you wish to be thought to be.

(Socrates)

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