LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka! [sms4smile]

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? “Battery is OK” [sms4smile]

Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully, “HeArT aTtAcK” [sms4smile]

Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend! [sms4smile]

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace. CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna. MUNNA: kaiku ? CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai. MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ? aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!! [sms4smile]

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?” circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri. [sms4smile]

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha [sms4smile]

Self-pity gets you nowhere. One must have the adventurous daring to accept oneself as a bundle of possibilities and undertake the most interesting game in the world — making the most of one’s best. (Harry Emerson Fosdick) [sms4smile]

Man’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. (Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr) [sms4smile]

The nearest way to glory is to strive to be what you wish to be thought to be. (Socrates) [sms4smile]