Archive for category Funny SMS

Aamir khan in lagaan

Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score century in d same mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN Read the rest of this entry »

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Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p Read the rest of this entry »

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Paani me tairna machli ka style

Paani me tairna machli ka style,
Hawa me udna paanchi ka style;
Different sms bhejna apunka style,
fukat me sms parhna aapka style. Read the rest of this entry »

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sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya

Suna hai ki aap ki ek smile par log marte hai….
So keep smiling …. to reduce population.
Aab bas bhi karo… sab ko aaj hi tapkana hai kya?? Read the rest of this entry »

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uska naam hi yaad nahi aata

Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata. Read the rest of this entry »

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Phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!

Parh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to�phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!
So enjoY!! Read the rest of this entry »

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