Do you love me just because..?...
He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!
[Source]
Read this sms after 3 days...
Read this SMS after 3 days
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ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo
ary kaha na nahin parhna
acha chalo parh lo may be
i ll be the 1st one to say
!~!~ Very Very
*..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK *..**
[Source]
It’s the things that satisfies your mi...
Posted by sms in Adult SMS, Cool/Decent SMS, Latest Random SMS, Misc SMS Jokes on 11 27th, 2008 | No Comments
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
What’s an average 6 inch long...
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Let me kiss your lips...
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
Full Time Masti … Non stop fun...
6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
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LG KG 195
It’s too tight...
Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
Can kids of our age have kids?...
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
A beautiful girl goes to Professor...
Posted by sms in Adult SMS on 11 20th, 2008 | No Comments
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS...
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”