True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow. [sms4smile]

It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. [sms4smile]

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t, Girlfriend:It’s painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING! [sms4smile]

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6″ long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words Boy:dont worry its tooth brush [sms4smile]

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega [sms4smile]

A short thing its get longer as u hold it & pass between woman’s breast & enters into a small hole What is it? [sms4smile]

Teacher:”What is your name?”. Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.” Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.” Student:”My name is Sunlight.” [sms4smile]

aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon? [sms4smile]

Professor: Tum 20 saal ki larki Su shaadi kroge ya Apne sy 20 saal bari say … ? Student: Sir ! Depend karta hy k Kon khoobsurat hay ! Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi [sms4smile]

What was GOD’s First Reaction when he made a Negro(African)? Socho… Dont know.. Oh! shit jal gaya!! [sms4smile]