Archive for March, 2009

Jub kisi ki taraf dil jhuknay lagay

Posted by sms in Funny SMS on March 31, 2009

Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhuknay
lage..

Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
To

TO

To

TO

To

VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo… Read the rest of this entry »

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Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho

Posted by sms in Funny SMS on March 31, 2009

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho, 1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho, hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho. Read the rest of this entry »

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>—> Jaa meray mizail jaa

Posted by sms in Funny SMS on March 31, 2009

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Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja

<—<
arey
wapis Q agaya?
Mizail: us k paas to dimag hi nahi Read the rest of this entry »

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Sardar on phone:

Posted by sms in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS on March 31, 2009

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking… Read the rest of this entry »

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Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?

Posted by sms in Funny SMS on March 31, 2009

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum? Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya? Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari Us ne kaha kartey ho kya? Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya? Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi Us nay kaha chatey ho kya? Read the rest of this entry »

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A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

Posted by sms in Funny SMS on March 31, 2009

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…” Read the rest of this entry »

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