Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain… Read the rest of this entry »

Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,

Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai Read the rest of this entry »

Aisa DOSTANA humara,
Mein KASHTI tu KINARA,
Mein VARSHA tu BADAL,
Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL,
Mein HOT tu COOL,
Mein APRIL tu FOOL.
Ha Ha Ha….. Read the rest of this entry »

Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao…
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ? Read the rest of this entry »

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”. Read the rest of this entry »

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat. Read the rest of this entry »