kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

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Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain :
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga

bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay …. !!!!

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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,

SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho

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