2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more. [Source]

Aisi apni wife ho aisi apni wife ho 5.5 jiski hight ho jeans jiski tight ho chehra jiska bright ho waight main thori light ho umer main diffrence slight ho thori se woh quite ho to mamorable her ek night ho aisi apni wife ho sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish...

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! [Source]

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! [Source]

2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? . . . . . . . Tumhain ullu! [Source]

Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho? Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai, is sey pehley k accident ho jae, jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay! [Source]

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi, Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna, hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..? [Source]

Jab sey tumhain jana hai, jab sey tumhain paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, Ta k poochhu rab say . . . . ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai [Source]

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394. [Source]

Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it Within three days, you can keep it. [Source]