Archive for January, 2009

Full form of maths

Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students

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Difference between a woman and a magnet

What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!

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I am only a cartoonist

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I’m only a cartoonist!

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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

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In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl

In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.

Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.

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A girl & boy were sitting alone

A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married

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